http://celebritytweet.com Celebrtity Tweet RSS Feed en-us Tue, 07 Feb 12 19:09:27 -0600 CandidTweet http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051555743334401 Louie Anderson: hi to all RT @jflorhaugcomedy: I'm at Acme Comedy Company (708 N 1st St, at the Historic Itasca Building, Minneapolis) http://t.co/I25KNaRy Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:06:09 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051555743334401 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051488697401344 Ralphie May: Youve got no patience and only a little bit of hope relax its coming. RT @AshleyHRichter: @Ralphie_May now why would i do that? Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:05:53 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051488697401344 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051482338820096 lil duval: They gotta look better than u do RT @eeesson: @lilduval if I bring some of the best hoes can I get in for free? Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:05:51 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051482338820096 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051481873264641 PerryJerisho: @TheRealRoseanne @WendyLiebman @JohnFugelsang Can I have Sec. of Interior? There is some redecorating needs to be done. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:05:51 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051481873264641 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051289421811712 Ralphie May: Had the Hash House holy shit that was greatRT @ajspoza: @Ralphie_May cool have you ever had hash (cont) http://t.co/C2WxEohi Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:05:05 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051289421811712 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051247445217280 Lisa Lampanelli: @robquinn @SladeO @TMZ Yep - it's true! Gonna be doing TMZLive on Thursday. Can't wait to see all you guys! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:04:55 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051247445217280 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051152624594945 Ralphie May: Everybody this is second time saying this we've fulfilled over 200 autograph requests, we've got (cont) http://t.co/i7GBK6rf Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:04:33 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051152624594945 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051041924321280 Louie Anderson: :)love RT @zombiezune: That awkward moment you realize @LouieAnderson is not dead by finding out who @MargieJPhelps is following on twitter. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:04:06 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167051041924321280 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050950551412737 lil duval: It's my camera & a software i downloaded to my computer RT @Donnie_WhoElse: @ What camera app Are you using Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:03:44 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050950551412737 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050891944402945 PerryJerisho: @spartacuffs Oh God, what a relief! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:03:30 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050891944402945 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050374434394113 Phil Johnson: Pinnochio might have gotten out of this whale a little easier. http://t.co/1qpZCBIl Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:01:27 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050374434394113 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050326883577856 Ralphie May: When you get please send it back. RT @AshleyHRichter: @Ralphie_May im still waiting for that autograph dude.... kinda loosin hope Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:01:16 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050326883577856 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050295392735232 lauren ashley bishop: @matthewbagley i enjoy this plan immensely Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:01:08 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050295392735232 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050291093573632 Fran Drescher: Take control of ur body! And listen to it. Fabulous article on early signs of uterine cancer. http://t.co/28fezVGq Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:01:07 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050291093573632 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050218678919168 Ralphie May: Im across the river in April. Fall for the city.RT @Derek712: @Ralphie_May dude why no NYC shows? Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:00:50 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050218678919168 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050168997380097 John Caparulo: I hate when athletes blab about having kids. Super Bowl rings are better than children. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:00:38 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050168997380097 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050122876825600 H. Alan Scott: #DirtyTweets with @WonderfulBryan! Only on #SRSLYLOL tonight at 9:30PM EST. Watch LIVE http://t.co/qTPKVCKI Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:00:27 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167050122876825600 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049980715073536 Ralphie May: Yes Julie at the Lisner Auditorium on GW campus March 23 @Beautyjunkie36: @Ralphie_May U ever coming to the Maryland or Wash D.C. area? Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:59:53 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049980715073536 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049908770185216 lil duval: Take risks u can afford. Never jump all the way out there (that's my advice for today) Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:59:36 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049908770185216 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049775194177536 Charlamagne Tha God: Ok I'm Going to get these ingrown hairs dug out with a pin just want to leave you with these words of wisdom "FUCK NIGGAS." end quote. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:59:04 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049775194177536 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049606448943104 Ralphie May: I like the gaslight area or Pacific Beach area really you cant go wrong @ajspoza: @Ralphie_May what are your fav places to eat in San diego Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:58:24 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049606448943104 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049417604608001 lil duval: @freshalina how much has RICHBROKE made? Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:57:39 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049417604608001 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049355503738880 John Caparulo: ?@JamieMarieKelly: Hey my half birthday is only two days away? Oh no, what do I get you? A pony? Crayons? Actually I'd like some crayons. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:57:24 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049355503738880 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049207629357056 Ralphie May: Of courseRT @SugarrButt: @Ralphie_May you do know I was kidding, right? Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:56:49 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049207629357056 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049084677529601 Charlamagne Tha God: All Niggas Want To Do is deviate you from executing the plan God and the Whiteman have laid out for you. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:56:20 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049084677529601 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049075215187970 Josh Sieg: Happy birthday grandma! http://t.co/T8FNsENJ Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:56:17 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167049075215187970 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048892024762368 Ari Shaffir: @little_sparrows when is AWK? You're not missing that, are you? Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:55:34 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048892024762368 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048820750958593 Rob Huebel: I would like to see Cee Lo in a cop show, but the kind of cops on Sea Doos. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:55:17 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048820750958593 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048364972703745 lil duval: @comediancoolaid hey who are u? Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:53:28 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048364972703745 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048125440204800 Ralphie May: It spoke to me. Poetry.RT @Justin_Stangel: Whoops- someone Tweeted on my Twitter. Ignore the previous Tweet Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:52:31 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048125440204800 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048039234666496 Julie Klausner: Hot READZ ---->>>>A Serious Thing Happened On the Way to the Podcast via @NewYorkObserver http://t.co/YIp9Tdyg Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:52:10 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167048039234666496 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047953519886336 Ralphie May: His genius was taken too soon buy it nowRT @BIGMOMMAPRODS: RT @OpieRadio: iTUNES PEOPLE! LET'S DO (cont) http://t.co/qwQODytc Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:51:50 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047953519886336 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047737320280064 Todd Barry: "Sorry I'm late. I thought you said 'meet me at #TheLake'" #TheRiver Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:50:58 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047737320280064 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047640213753857 Ralphie May: RT @Justin_Stangel: in the ass Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:50:35 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047640213753857 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047587294232577 Ralphie May: Odd? Justin I couldnt agree more.RT @Justin_Stangel: in the ass Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:50:23 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047587294232577 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047490003156993 Todd Barry: I will now participate in the trending topic #TheRiver Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:49:59 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047490003156993 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047477114056704 Monique Hurteau: RT @LorneCardinal: TONIGHT!! Catch Lorne in "Snowglobe Christmas" on @MovieCentral http://t.co/Q2GyEUAm Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:49:56 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047477114056704 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047259316420608 sean oconnor: The trailer for the new Spiderman looked great but why is Spiderman trying to sue the inventor of Facebook? Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:49:04 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047259316420608 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047251187863552 Charlamagne Tha God: God grant me the serenity to accept the niggas I can't change,courage to change the niggas I can and the wisdom to know the difference. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:49:02 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047251187863552 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047051752914945 Jamie Kilstein: Ha! RT @philsanerd: @jamiekilstein that line when Kelly throws down her cigarette and says "fooking nazis" was like an orgasm and a sunrise Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:48:15 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167047051752914945 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167046333302185987 Jamie Kilstein: @ostclair hahahahahahahaha Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:45:24 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167046333302185987 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167046268617625601 Mike Gaffney: Equally uncomfortable n unnecessary RT @TammyPescatelli: ?@JoshSneed: Comedy Fans: Just say, (cont) http://t.co/buv5OfhQ Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:45:08 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167046268617625601 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167046117312315392 PerryJerisho: RT @WowItsStephen: Great, California gays. Now the whole "destroying the sanctity of marriage" thing rests solely on Kim Kardashian's sh ... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:44:32 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167046117312315392 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167046079982993410 lil duval: Just a reminder ladies All my shows are free to get in if ur fucking Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:44:23 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167046079982993410 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045994234650625 PerryJerisho: RT @StellaRtwot: I don't always have sex with my husband, but when I do I drink a case of Dos Equis. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:44:03 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045994234650625 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045983958601728 Ralphie May: @nick_g1321 Nicky, email your address to ralphie@ralphiemay.com and ta da we are back logged right now but it'll come, promise. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:44:00 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045983958601728 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045619528122368 Charlamagne Tha God: Instead of midnight I think I'm a stop talking to Niggas after 7PM..... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:42:33 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045619528122368 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045519921782784 PerryJerisho: During the Giants parade in NYC, 30 tons of confetti was thrown from the buildings, along with some unidentified fluids. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:42:10 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045519921782784 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045427714207744 Ralphie May: I know Shannon, I was going to do something for you and the hubby that doesnt involve you flying. (cont) http://t.co/f3FLwYRP Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:41:48 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045427714207744 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045370952679424 Whitney Cummings: We have a very sexy and attentive studio audience this evening. http://t.co/rrmKlW0I Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:41:34 +0000 http://comedytweet.com/permalink/167045370952679424