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@timbogee999 Ask me, next time you see me.
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RT @coreyh: @MrTeller see if you can beat this world record for highest tap dance: http://t.co/1HeHbEvq via @recordsetter
Updated 2 hours ago
On the express monorail for the Magic Kingdom. Stay clear of the closing doors
Updated 2 hours ago
http://t.co/W66ULjD7 - I remember this dish from @pennjillette's and my old days at the Renaissance festivals.
Updated 3 hours ago
http://t.co/YmeF0n8f . Departing Dinosaur ride. Good for scaring little kids, but I screamed only once. Okay, twice.
Updated 3 hours ago
As my gang walked, a fan asked Penn and me to pose. She didn't realize the guy on left was Lance, my trainer. http://t.co/zWigOhiV
Updated 3 hours ago
Sure hope I don't run into one of these on Expedition Everest. http://t.co/B4ok1vYV
Updated 8 hours ago
@Fly_Magic Nice job. You're skilled. Next, let us see more of your face and your heart. Your hands are just part of the picture.
Updated 19 hours ago
RT @pennjillette: Here I am with the first Nissan leaf in all of Vegas. It is mine! I'm all hydro electric. http://t.co/f3IH3xGD
Updated 20 hours ago
Here's a slightly enhanced version of today's inadvertent work of art. This is how it looked on my iPhone. http://t.co/XXKyVsQW
Updated 20 hours ago
@AlexxArgen For the next ten minutes or so, I'm waiting outside Space Mountain by the souvenir cart.
Updated 23 hours ago
RT @nnatalieedee: A lovely pic of @pennjillette & @MrTeller! (Incredibly blurry hands are a side effect of years of magic and juggling.) ...
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@MattMKB Hanging upside down might have something to do with it. Also, I may have mellowed over the last 2 decades.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Compassion and compulsion are incompatible.
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@mescottvrooman Do you need government compulsion to force you to be kind and help others? I don't. Ask those I've helped.
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@cmdesrosiers Both. A few days off, then shows in Melbourne & St. Petersburg. Oh, boy, the Dali Museum! One of my favorites.
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@JohnHoudi The Haunted Mansion's got a great new wrinkle on the hitchhiking ghost gag. He does things to riders, like switching their heads.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Today's discovery on a plane flight: Chocolate whey protein powder mixed with hot water makes a plausibly rich hot chocolate.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I'm at Walt Disney World. It's raining and Super Bowl Sunday, so the place is like a private playground.
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@mescottvrooman I think health care and education are essential, but not to be confused with rights in the legal/constitutional sense.
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@f_hochstenbach There are two pieces of our show explicitly about the Bill of Rights, and one (the gun trick) that comments indirectly.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
@m1ndy9876 Well, then, we'll have to come back to England and work there, or you'll have to come to us. Altogether possible.
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RT @pennjillette: Oh my goodness, here's our buddies OK-Go with another genius event - http://t.co/jEYZM8VN I just love them so much.
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